It’s a shame my local sandwich store doesn’t sell butties like this.

Because a KEIRA KNIGHTLEY and SIENNA MILLER sandwich would be a definite winner.

The pair have both scrubbed up superbly to play, respectively, the lover and wife of Welsh poet DYLAN THOMAS in new film The Edge Of Love.

Keira stars as Dylan’s bit on the side, sultry cabaret singer Vera Phillips, while Sienna plays the poet’s missus Caitlin MacNamara.

Sounds like a lucky boy, this Dylan bloke.

LINDSAY LOHAN was originally signed up for Sienna’s role but was forced to drop out when she checked into rehab last year.

I reckon it turned out much better this way.

A Lindsay sandwich would be a little bit on the greasy side.